dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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saveemo:

"I love the fallout boys xD"

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mellarkish:

DISNEY CHANNEL CHANGED THEIR LOGO

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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL END OF MY CHILDHOOD

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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urtube:

sociallyawkwardpolarbear:

urtube:

It’s so damn humid…

That’s what she said

No. That’s what the weather forecast said. And it is accurate.

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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
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andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

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